I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
