question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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