a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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