Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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