Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
As shirtless as possible
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
