So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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