Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
