NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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