Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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