U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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