Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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