You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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