found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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