I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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