He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do vagina's smell?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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