we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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