i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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