Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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