It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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