why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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