I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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