we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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