vagina is talking i cant
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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