On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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