Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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