Sry I called you an 8
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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