I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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