I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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