When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you would pick up someone in the library
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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