Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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