i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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