Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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