butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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