Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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