i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My dick has a subreddit
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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