its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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