like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Pants are for mortals
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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