I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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