***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Alive.
So much puke
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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