it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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