porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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