do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
where are you?
Hypothermia
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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