the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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