just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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