He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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