I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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