Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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