i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
COCAINE IS GR8
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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