if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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