You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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