Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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