If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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