Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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