I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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